May 2013
127 posts
Important / In case you were wondering:
thebluthcompany:
The exact time the new Arrested Development episodes will be available will be
12:01 a.m. pacific time on May 26th, 2013
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I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
I wouldn’t mind if this weather died
I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
OMFG
modernmartyr:
My entire life is covered in dog hair
So I got plastered last night after like 5 beers and went to bed and now it is 24 hours later and I’m eating a really big salad
Can’t hear you mom mobb deep is playing too loud
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I don’t know man I think “bitch I might be” is going too far
styleswanky:
“yea or nay” i ask the jury. one by one they all stand up. “nay” they say. tears fill my eyes. the bill will not pass. now my son will never get the education he needs. why did i think a jury full of horses was a good idea
I almost choked